#their really sane relationship

[hectorthedoggo]

hey so i wrote the first part out of 9 for the fic where the prisoners observe/experience some of my es hcs, fugue update idk later (maybe friday if i have time) but i'm not gonna write kazui for this one hence the nine.

under cut. It's in Haruka's perspective, so sorry if i wrote him wrong (never written him before ; ;)

also not edited ima do that later but a little preview here

Haruka had earliersubmitted his order forms. I mean, I don’t want to be a bother to the warden… but Mu said it was okay to ask for things, so I guess?

He really wanted cotton candy. It was his favorite, and was like childhood memories. Haruka remembered telling that to the guard in passing once.

Es had scoffed in response, insisting they had to leave. Were they mad at me?

Why had they been mad at me? Did I say something wrong?

I always do that, don’t I?

He shook his head. I want to visit Mu now. I feel… sad.

Haruka peered out of his room and lightly padded over to Mu’s cell. I hope she’s not mad at me for visiting.

He knocked, and a familiar, warm voice called out, “Come in!”

He lightly opened the door so she wouldn’t get scared. “Ah, Haruka!”

Mu was cross legged on her bed, lifting a fork of crepe to her mouth. She swallowed, and smiled at him, making him blush.

“This crepe is really good! Even if they’re a little bit of a meanie, this guard knows their stuff! Right, what did you request?” She set down the delicacy and walked towards

“C-cotton candy, but, uh, are the requests out?”

She giggled. “Of course they are, silly! How else would I get my crepe?” Oh, I’m stupid.

“Sorry…”

“It’s fine! I’ll walk with you to get your cotton candy!”

“Really?!” He lit up.

She nodded, taking his hand. “Of course, let’s go!”

The two walked through the halls, Mu chattering about drama with Haruka listening intently; the pair made their way to the place to pick up requests. 

Sure enough, his treat was lying there, and he grabbed it excitedly. The warden got this… for me!

He had no problems with it, but Mu took a closer look at it. “Hey… Haruka, I think this is wrong.”

“Huh?” Did I do something?

“It looks like someone took a bite of it.”

He looked at it. Sure, it does look weird, but I think I’ll still eat it.

Haruka brought it up to his mouth, intending to eat it and Mu cringed. “Ew! Don’t eat that! Someone else already touched it!”

Oh… but I wanted to eat it… She grabbed it out of his hand, and threw it away. She sighed, ignoring his sadness. “Who would do that? Amane? Ah, but she doesn’t seem the type…”

She kept mumbling to herself as Haruka tried to console himself about his lost treat.

Mu smirked, going into a wild fit of laughter. Haruka looked down at her, and she collected herself. “I- it’s Es… oh my god, they would, that’s so pathetic; does Milgram not give them their own treats?”

Haruka tilted his head, sounding out the word. “Pa-the-tic?”

“Like you! Being pathetic is what makes you so endearing- sorry, funny. Don’t worry, you’re nicer than them, so it balances out.”

Haruka nodded, a note of uncertainty in his voice. “Ok!” I don’t like being compared.

No, Mu likes me, and I’m not going to be replaced.

[galactic-rhea]

padmé is as possesive and obssesive as anakin she just doesn't seem like it. send tweet.

[muchmossymess]

Why is everyone here so obsessed with sex and romance why can't you appreciate the comedic genius of "rivals who fight about parenting to rile the other up to begrudging coparents who bicker like a divorced couple to actually maybe tolerating the other and the insults are now less spiteful and biting to hells first qpr (queerplatonic rivalry) to hells first qpr (queerplatonic relationship)"

[kheprriverse]

My contribution this week is this dumb ship idea that I've been sitting on + Delta being a little silly. I was actually contemplating not posting this but decided "yk what? its my blog so fuck it".

I love the thought that Delta keeps a notebook full of total garbage and dirt on other people for the fun of it (and ofc all her adventures, too). You CANNOT contain her thoughts to her head she needs it on paper and I love that for her.

All of this for that stupid kissing meme that's been in my head for ages just for it to show up in a tiny panel.

Won't be putting proper loz tags in this, probs just my usual blog tags (and ig shipping ones?) coz its just my ko'jin brainrot and not really important ig.

Bonus Below! (Ballad's in trouble lol)

Catch Ballad never talking to anyone about anything, even if asked to. (He does this with Zelda too. He's a secretive gremlin.)

They're not mad just disappointed.

[winepresswrath]

the thing about revisit of the fight in 1x5 is that Louis started it and Louis kept it going and Louis threatened to kill Lestat but it's kicked off because Lestat put his hands on Claudia. that's what tips Louis over the edge into physical violence.

and the other thing about that fight is that Louis was not going to leave Lestat. He's not focused on trying to get away or comfort Claudia, though he is enraged on her behalf. He is trying to hurt Lestat. He can't really hurt him but he doesn't know that yet. He wants to punish him for both what he did to Claudia and for Claudia leaving in the first place. honestly knowing Louis probably for some other stuff while he's at it. he's been punishing him for seven years. But I really don't think he was going to actually try and leave him. that's so fucked up. they're so fucked up.

[deus-ex-mona]

me rn:

[starspangled-lemonpie]

Random Timbern headcanons!!

I came up with these out of nowhere so pls bear with me. Also, I haven't been able to read any full issues of Tim Drake: Robin so if there's something off, I am sorry. Anyways ENJOY!! Also, I call Bernard, Bernie.

They have stay-in date nights every month. Like a very specific day of the week or of the month. For example, every 7th of the month or every Friday, they stay in either watching movies, cooking, gaming or cuddling. or all of these together.

Bernard "I talk so f*cking much about my interests/conspiracy theories and never shut up" Dowd and Tim "I never get tired of my bf's rambling. I really like his voice" Drake.

no matter how cliche this might be after Bernie and Bruce met for the first time, Bruce pulled out pics of tiny Tim doing random things for Bernie to see. Bernard loves them. Tim only tolerates this because they make his bf happy.

Tim is Bernie's official taste tester. And despite Bernie requesting Tim to be very honest ( and he is!!! He understands that constructive criticism is very important for his bf) he can't bring himself to criticize something sometimes.

(FYI: It's a personal headcanon of mine that Tim is either half or a quarter Japanese. I have no reason for this but pure projection and self-indulgence) Tim and Bernie are on a trip to Japan and after seeing Bernard wearing a yukata for the first time, Tim was speechless. So he texts Dick saying he had no idea something so simple would make him so happy. Dick just said there is something really special about your S/O embracing your culture (he had experience with a certain redhead (interpret this as you see fit) embracing his culture so he's happy his baby bro got to experience that too.)

Tim doesn't really say "I love you" often. He does, however, show it VERY OFTEN.

Bernie, on the other hand, says it every time he gets the chance to. This is simply because he feels that he needs to make sure Tim heard him say it. His parents never really said "I love you" to him and due to the nature of their relationship, especially now with their actions, Bernie thinks it's important to vocalise this kind of thing and make sure the receiving side of the sentence knows.

The first time Bernie wore Robin merch in front of Tim, he kept looking at his bf to see if the black-haired boy would have any reaction. Timmy did, but he did it in the bathroom so that Bernie wouldn't see.

One time Tim was so sleep-deprived that while scrolling through Tiktok he said "wow my fyp is really calling me single in 17 different languages today." Bernie just looked at him and said "Wtf? You're not single. You're with me." Timmy just answered "Nah. You're way too pretty and smart for me." Bernie loves his stupid yet incredibly smart bf.

I may come up with more later. but yeah. hope y'all liked them!!

[twistedappletree]

sorry but i’m actually just gonna start blocking people who put zhuiling hate in tags bc yall will ship every incest ship in the book then trash on the one ship where they’re genuinely NOT related and it’s getting so fucking old

[nevarroes]

https://www.tumblr.com/asteriasfallingstarsandtears/749295133960323072?source=share sharing this gortash appreciation post cuz it reminded me of your flower field painting and it made it hurt even moreeeeeee

thank u for thinking abt it😔 I'll say though and I'm really sorry I'm not trying to sound ungrateful but I can't read it. I know what it's about anyways with the flowers and stuff but I can't get myself to read stuff about ingame Gortash nd whatever I'm just not really in the headspace right now so sorry💔

[gentlethorns]

you know what? i'm gonna say it. i miss being seventeen. not for the "glory days," bc they weren't, by a country mile lol. if i had glory days i'd say they were in 2020. but i miss the electricity, the constant undercurrent of euphoria and deep plunging black. i miss the fight i had. i was literally known for being scrappy. i was self-destructive and coping poorly, but goddamn if i didn't burn bright and long. it took me until my twenties to finally start to fizzle out. does the candle with its wax melted down to the base of its glass cage miss when the wick was lit?

[thevegetablewhichnoonedaresname]

teenage boys target local ace woman as the perfect person to vent to and ask for advice on their girl problems and relationships

[jikigo]

you ever just see a post and just

. 😭

.⬅️🫀⬅️

[pinkfey]

i don’t think jaheira deserves to be mom-ified by fans more than she already has but i do think at some point ursula catches herself inexplicably trying to impress her or feeling weirdly pleased when she commends her for something and is just like

[kyaruun]

tonight we finish lucas or die trying

[leothil]

Absolutely no hate towards people engaging in wild spec, but some of it is starting to remind me of johnlock levels of reaching, and I'd very seriously caution people against becoming too attached to your own wild spec, because we've seen too many times already how people take out the disappointment that the scenario they made up in their head didn't happen on the showrunners, actors, and other people in the fandom.